Methinks this writer thinks too much of the...
The list of reasons the Coalition advanced for why people should vote against Labor was impressive and ultimately persuasive: overcrowded trains; the expensive myki debacle; congested roads; a dangerously under-resourced ambulance network; stubbornly long hospital waiting lists; distressing inadequacies in the child protection system; and on it went. — Brumby Fails Again To Be Elected By Voters ...
Here are some of the questions I was asked in my...
When are you allowed to ride in the back of a ute? Always Never Only in a properly fitted seat with a properly constructed seatbelt You are driving when you notice that a flock of sheep is on the road in front of you. What do you do? slow down stop honk at the sheep until they get out of your way You are driving when a tennis ball bounces across the road in front of you. What do you do?...
Remember that time I was a little bit tipsy1 and I said I wanted to do a Tumblr meme that involved drawing a brand new picture every day even though I knew I couldn’t actually draw and therefore my responses to the meme would be totally entertaining? I still want to do it. And NO I’m not saying this because I am tipsy again. Try “irrationally exhausted because I actually got...
further proof of my wisdoms
Just so you know the train I caught home today was ludicrously packed, so much so that even in the first carriage which is always the least packed I could barely fight my way to the door. Now if there was more than ONE TRAIN EVERY HALF-HOUR because you know there could be trains to service a Rowville railway line then MAYBE this would never have happened. You see, I know what I’m talking...
There should be a Rowville railway line and fuck...
That is all. No seriously here are some awesome reasons why there should be a Rowville railway line: Monash University!!!!! no seriously catching the bus from Huntingdale is AN EPIC PAIN especially when that’s exactly what all the other Monashites are doing and the bus is packed as hell and even more especially when the buses are late/cancelled/being generally shitty this is so...
what the fuck is this bullshit
Same-Sex Marriage Hurts Kids – The Courier-Mail On people who support same-sex marriage: They are wrong and any such legislation would be moral vandalism. They are also going against common sense, with 86 per cent of Australians, according to a 2009 Galaxy poll, affirming that children should be raised by their own mother and father. ok let’s ban adoption then. Those good-for-nothing...
I don’t believe it’s our primary duty as citizens to obey the law. I...– my dad
Grandma and I talking about the word "through"
Grandma: Who knows, maybe in a generation or two all of you kids with your text messaging will have simplified the language.
Me: I think you mean the spelling. Not the language.
Grandma: That's true. But just think, maybe one day we'll all spell "trough" T R O F F.
Grandma: Or the word "through"! Perhaps you lot will start spelling it T H R O O.
Me: Or T H R U perhaps.
Grandma: No, I don't think THAT will happen.
Me: I think it will.
Grandma: But that's not very English. How will anyone ever know how to pronounce it? What is that letter U -- is it an [u], or an [ʌ], or what?
Me: I don't think U at the end of a word is very ambiguous. No one is going to pronounce that like [θɹʌ].
Grandma: No, I think they might.
Me: Well, I disagree.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
So this is how reading time went
read questions. think “hahaha I KNEW THOSE WOULD BE THE MISSING QUESTIONS.” get British India’s “I Said I’m Sorry” stuck in head. realise after like the tenth time the line “Don’t say no just shut up and swallow, shut up and swallow, oh! I said I’m sorry” repeats in head that this is not even remotely helpful for exam. so get Red...
One history class, I was the only girl who showed...
Teacher: So are all of you guys ready for military service?!
Felix: Hrmmm let me think about it... no.
Teacher: Well, you need to pick your game up, because one day, we're going to call on YOU to fight and die defending us from communism.
Felix: Awesome, I'll look forward to it.
Teacher: All except for you, Jess.
Teacher: I know you'll be disappointed, but girls can't fight. I'll tell you what, though -- you can cook us healthy meals!
Me: Awesome, I'll buy all of you potato chips.
Teacher: ...I said HEALTHY meals.
Me: Potato chips are healthy enough for you.
Teacher: Jessica, you're not really being a good citizen here, are you?
Me: What?! I said I'd buy you potato chips! I think that's very generous. If you like, I'll let you go hungry until you learn to cook your own meals.
Felix: I think that's a threat, sir.
Teacher: We'll just have to teach you better, Jessica.
Me: Good luck.
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