September 2010
No Bullshit, Just Blog: Get More Twitter Followers →
sahandsahand: Because we’re friends, i will tell you the ultimate way to get more followers on Twitter: 1. Find someone on twitter who is not following you, let’s call him/her FutureFollower 2. Lurk them on Facebook and add all their friends. 3. Talk to their friends and find out more about this…
Sep 26th
Sep 23rd
Order of the Day
You’re not the only one, you’re not the only one, living with what you’ve done. You’ll be the lonely one, you’ll be the lonely one, when the day is done. I sent a message that you didn’t read, I tried to call but you hung up on me, now will you ever come back to me again? How can you carry on, how can you carry on, pretend that nothing’s wrong?...
Sep 19th
I was hunting desperately for food when I realised my hand was bleeding. I don’t know why but this has happened on a frequent basis lately: I’ll be doing something totally random and then realise my hand is bleeding. To be honest, the main tragedy of this is that it is not a very cool reason to have to wash blood off your hands. I mean, getting into fights with Zionists = a cool...
Sep 15th
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90 Ways to Leave Your Lover
A lovely evening, for temporary romance. Your friends are leaving - I couldn’t let you drink alone. There’s 90 ways to leave your lover! I’m one of them! One thing to ask before I go - I said where is your boyfriend tonight? A shame he couldn’t be here. Where is your boyfriend tonight? A shame he couldn’t be here! I woke up screaming, I put on clothes and staggered...
Sep 14th
I disappoint my ancestors
I love English accents a little too much. So much so, that I bet you all the money I have, plus a lot more that my Irish ancestors would hate me. And possibly abduct me. And try to brainwash me. I say this, because they actually did do this. Not to me, but to my great-grandfather, who had the audacity of being half-English. They kept him from his father, made him believe that his father...
Sep 12th
HEY GUYS
Hey I want to start using Tumblr properly for two main reasons: No stupidass character limit preventing me from sharing ALL THE SONG LYRICS I WANT It’s kind of cool… Therefore I fully intend on using it now :) And this Tumblr is for some reason already full of all my old Tweets (well not all of them, actually… but some of them, from some months) so just ignore them because I...
Sep 10th