August 2011
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Barnaby Joyce: Queenslander. Senator. Protector. →
theagevsheraldsun:
clementineford:
Nationals Senate leader Barnaby Joyce said his four daughters would be affected if same sex marriage was allowed.
“We know that the best protection for those girls is that they get themselves into a secure relationship with a loving husband and I want that to happen for them.
“I don’t want any legislator to take that right away from me.”
Barnaby Joyce is...
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Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
Pretty sure this plan involves too much...
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why did the hispter burn his mouth?
inkspell:
he ate his pizza before it was cool.
